21 Jun Celebrity Doppelganger
Apparently, I have a celebrity doppelganger.
“Yall got Gabrielle Union back here,” the UPS man asked my co-worker. I turned around and half-smiled, “You look just like her,” he said before grabbing his clipboard and walking away.
I remember the first time I heard that, I was in high school and this boy said my mom and I looked like D.Wade’s girl. I didn’t see it. Then, some movie came out, I think it was Deliver Us From Eva–is that the one where she is super mean to the opposite sex for no reason? And I guess, I was mean to boys and my side-eyes look like her characters or something because people would say that I reminded them of her.
My fellow brown Upper East Sider’s boyfriend told her that Gabbie reminds him of me. I was sitting across the table from a girl I just met at a girls night out dinner, and she was like, you look like someone, you know what I’m about to say don’t you?
I did.
I don’t see it. This post isn’t a thirst trap, I’m not seeking compliments or for you to tell me that it’s a good thing, she’s pretty. I’m just saying this is something that I’ve heard, and pretty frequently in the last couple of months, that I don’t see it myself.
Though, I do like her from what I see on Twitter, she’s someone that I would like to be friends with in real life. We can side-eye boys together! What celebrity do people tell you that you look like?
Oh, and p.s., I was talking to a male friend about how excited I was about never having to wear pants again, i.e #SundressSeason and he said that men have had to learn to ‘read’ arms to see what’s happening under the dress. You could blog about this, he literally exclaimed. So ladies, tone your arms up, the guys are watching.
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Posted at 15:46h, 21 JuneIm just now seeing it, but Yes! You do look like Ms. Gabby! Both of you are too cute! I get Jada a lot…. I never really see it either *Brittni Shrug* lol Girl!! The arm reading thing is too much! These dudes are getting too slick… Have a good weekend!
Channing in the City
Posted at 18:53h, 26 JuneI can see Jada! Now that you say it! You both have the same face shape and bone structure! Aren’t these boys something else?!
Rian Russell
Posted at 11:43h, 22 JuneI personally don’t see the resemblance, other than the side eye looks. Your Chan, your beauty is original. I think Gabby plays mean girls alot in her movies. Your personality isn’t at all like that. Closest resemblance to a celebrity I’ve gotten was Jill Scott and I’ll take that cuz I like her natural beauty and personality. 🙂
Channing in the City
Posted at 18:58h, 26 JuneAw, thanks! I can see Jill Scott especially with your hair short, Rian! I love Jill, she’s gorge 🙂
Jordan
Posted at 15:53h, 24 JuneFunny story. My ex and I were waiting in line at our local Wawa, he was purchasing gas and I was buying junk food. While we were waiting, a gorgeous, voluptuous woman enters the store. I kid you not, all of the men inside (including my boyfriend at the time) looked up and followed her path with their eyes. I won’t even open a bottle of Haterade for this one because she had a beautiful face and a bangin’ body but I was aggravated that MY man was gawking with all the other fools. So, I nudge him to get his attention and look at him like he had officially lost his mind. He breaks his gaze and faces forward. While I’m trying to figure out a few choice words to unleash on him when we get back to the car, an older gentleman who was waiting behind us in line clears his throat and says in a low voice clearly intended just for us, “Stick with the one you got, young man….”. We both turn around and look at him, mildly confused. Knowing that he has our attention he goes on to say, “That young lady that just walked in looks good now, don’t she?…Well, she’s got that dimple above her elbow. That right there tells me that as soon as she has her first baby she’s gonna spread out and be as big as a house….I know what I’m talking about because I’ve got one at home. Stick with the one you got right here…”. He looks at me and then gives my ex a very knowing look and then fell silent, almost like he hadn’t said anything at all. My ex and I look at each other and ,not knowing what to say, turn around, pay for our items, and leave the store. I didn’t say anything about the girl when we got back inside of his car because that man had said everything.
Anyway, I said all of that to say that men totally check out women’s arms. And, apparently, a dimple above the elbow is a tell-tale sign of impending weight gain. Funny, right?
Channing in the City
Posted at 18:57h, 26 JuneI LIVE for the way you tell stories, Jordan. I’m still waiting on you to start a blog and just talk about your day or whatever because surely, I would read it. That is a funny point that man man about the dimple over the elbow! I fell out when you said that you were trying to figure out a few words to unleash on him in the car and the old man playing his wife or whoever, ‘she’s going to spread out as big as a house, I know because I got one at home!’ I can’t!!
Too funny!
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